The best way to make this sailor happy is to give me a rum cocktail. Put it in a pineapple cup and add an umbrella, and you have the drink of a pirate king!
I made a video about creating such a cocktail, but the real message is that I’m going to start making regular content again. It’s not going to be pretty, but it’s going to get done.
Oh, so what’s the trick to making a pineapple cup like the one I had at the How Not To Sail Season 1 Wrap Party?
It’s a tool called a pineapple corer. That word looks odd, “corer,” and now I’ve said it too many times and sound drunker than I am!!
If you’d like your own Pineapple Corer, here’s a link that I don’t get any commission or anything like that, but I’m trying to be helpful: Walmart Pineapple Corer
Pineapples, rum, water and wind, the boating lifestyle is the best lifestyle.