WELCOME ABOARD!

Professionally salty for decades, Captain Boomies has few cannons loose in the ol' crow's nest, but she's got a course set to entertain you with whatever floating thing she wants. Please enjoy.

It's Good and Salty.

I am the host of the Funny Boat Podcast!

Notice to Mariners better

I made an app! The Local Notice to Mariners is supposed to let you know about pertinent safety information on the water. It’ll let you know things like, this marker is off it’s designated location, or dredging happening, or the […]

Boomies other Job

I did a lot of years as a full time captain. I would live on yachts and take them wherever the owner or charterers wanted to go. It paid pretty good and I had no expenses because I ate the […]

Boat show season 2024

I’m packing my bags for Europe so that I can attend the Cannes Yachting Festival in France (Sept 10-15), but my first stop is Germany for a little announcement. I will come back and update this post as soon as […]

SALTY SAILOR

Floating, splashing, firing cannons, are the things that make a captain happy, so I do them as often as possible.

In the past, I've raced formula boats, crossed oceans in mega-yachts, and capsized a dinghy or two along the way. Now I make videos about whatever floating thing I want...

And I do it because I want free tickets to boat shows.

About the Captain

US East

Mediterranean

Caribbean

Float List

I've gotten to sail some amazing places in some funky locations, but there is always more to explore. Watch me navigate my way to new places and different boats to fill up my nauitical bingo card!

US East Coast

Mediterranean

Caribbean

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Captain's Blog

This is your captain speaking... er.. typing! I've done a lot of cruising without a video camera handy in my past, so some of my adventures, you'll just have to read about.

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